[Yeah, he figured that wouldn't go over so well, but he's kind of got some sorta responsibility here, almost. Gotta help the people in the same position but worse.]

Got any better ideas, man? I'm like the best chaperone you're gonna find around here.

[Well, unless their fellow people who had to deal with this shit already are hanging around, but he hasn't seen 'em yet.]

You could just wander around forever without any help, I guess.