Dunno about all that. Is it hypocritical to pop a guy in the face before he can do it to you? Nah, that's just good sense. Now, I'm not saying you're threatening to me or even that you're a bad person, am I?

Nope. This is called good sense too. Being cautious because I realize I woke up in a place I don't fuckin' recognize and I have zero reason to really trust anyone here further than I can throw them. Sound familiar?

Answer and tell me the truth. Scratch that, just tell me the truth in general, for the rest of this conversation. [ As he takes another bite of a pork bun, pointedly not sharing. ]