Probably not, but he ordered me to hit him. I couldn't resist it, so I did.

(hei's already started to walk, the breezy response sounding a little farther away. alucard can look over the body as much as he'd like, but the mercenary knows when to beat a quick retreat and the time they've already spent gawking at one another leaves a very narrow window.

a pause, looking over his shoulder.)

Are you coming? You could be made an accessory after the fact, if they catch you with him.