[Maybe if he just focuses on every other third word or so, Alucard can spare himself most of the nonsense. As it stands, he wonders if even that will work, but his impatience is lowering to baseline levels and forming something almost exasperated on his face instead. He's just a few degrees from a flat-out eye roll, honestly. Never mind the unfortunate situation.
But fine. Slender fingers work at the wrapper, see-through and plastic-looking, though the manner in which it's sealed up is something of an oddity to Alucard. He actually has to pause a second to tear at a corner to free the cake sample.]
Generally speaking, that's something your parents should decide for you after you've been born. [UNIMPRESSED.] Did they forget to do so?
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But fine. Slender fingers work at the wrapper, see-through and plastic-looking, though the manner in which it's sealed up is something of an oddity to Alucard. He actually has to pause a second to tear at a corner to free the cake sample.]
Generally speaking, that's something your parents should decide for you after you've been born. [UNIMPRESSED.] Did they forget to do so?
[what's your name, buddy]