[ Okay... watching this guy gingerly pull and prod at the cake's packaging is legitimately distracting. And sad. Mostly sad. ]

... wow, can't believe you're still dodging giving me a real answer to any of my questions. Well, actually, I can.

Yeah, my parents forgot to. I've been living my whole life suffering through a nameless existence. So, tell me. [ Yeah, he will happily resort to extremely petty commands. ]