[Cain won't admit it, but it's helping him, too. Relaxation's leaking into every bone and crevice of his overtired mind. Kneeling down, he braces most of his weight back against the building's wall.]

Nah, that's hilarious. Nobody wants to be from Mars.

[Except him, maybe. But it's a little more complicated than that.]

Expensive and takes a lot of time. You'd age a few years, maybe get some facial hair, lose the cute baby face.