Yeah, I wish. So far I've had untimely death and a mandatory leprechaun sidekick.
[ maybe if they threw in a pizza it'd soften the blow. but really, these potatoes are - something else. enough something else that she doesn't care much what she's saying or how close she ought or ought not to be keeping it to her chest. who's going to listen to a potato-scoffing woman talking about leprechauns anyway?
another potato down... and she just can't stop her fist from scrunching in delight. ] —Oh my God that's good.
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[ maybe if they threw in a pizza it'd soften the blow. but really, these potatoes are - something else. enough something else that she doesn't care much what she's saying or how close she ought or ought not to be keeping it to her chest. who's going to listen to a potato-scoffing woman talking about leprechauns anyway?
another potato down... and she just can't stop her fist from scrunching in delight. ] —Oh my God that's good.