Don't take that tone. I wasn't born on Earth. It's a valid fucking question where I'm from. [ space travel and other planets were a thing, daisy! open your fucking mind. ]

And yes, I want a beer. I want about five of them.

[ because this is some serious whiplash even for him. waking up from a two century sleep wasn't even this bad and he'd killed a few guys when that had happened. sleeve sickness was a hell of a thing. ]

I'm not dead, am I? [ because that had been his expectation. ] You're not the gatekeeper for the afterlife, are you?