I'm not a lot of people's spider-guy. But I am one. One of many. There's a lot of us in the multiverse.

Also not all guys.
Or even human.

[peter laughs then, thinking of that moment when the world felt like it had slipped from under his feet for a split second as he shook hands with a pig who was sporting his trademark red and blue suit. who knew things would just keep getting weirder.]

Sorry to say I wish I knew you, but consider this a chance to leave a brand new impression. [and on that note...] Let's do this whole intro thing again, shall we? I'm Peter Benjamin Parker. You might know another me. Fond of red and blue. Swings from tall buildings? [he ends his babbling with a pose, wrist outstretched as if he were planning to thiwp his way toward one of the nearby rooftops. as it is though, he looks rather ridiculous and straightens out just a few moments later.]