[ everyone usually does, but it's overwhelming when he dumps it all at once, so he acts casual, sprinkles deets in between. ]

It connects to the world wide web of wonders! [ a flourish of his hand. ] The peak of human ingenuity! You can access it where ever you are, read as many blogs as you like, and use it to house everything from your coin to your favorite bookmarks.

[ totally, totally casual. ]

You'll get one at the safehouse—well, eventually. Those that have taken it upon themselves to house us need time to accommodate.