Yeah, I heard. Is it weird that that's kind of the worst part?

[ caroline can deal with strange new body changes. she's woken up undead with fangs sticking out of her face, she's dealt with the realities of craving blood from a living host to survive — she can handle some weird glowing stuff in her chest and funny feelings when she touches people. it's all just rungs on the same weird shit ladder.

but denying a girl a cheeseburger just seems wrong. insult to injury. she pouts a bit, mostly for effect, and pulls a fry from the stack. ]

I don't think I've ever had fried oysters, actually. My dad used to really like them, but I never tried any. [ she'll wait for his endorsement. ] I'm assuming they're okay if you're willing to buy two orders of them?