[For all their limited interactions, he hasn't seen Keith like this, drunk and aggressively direct in his replies. He comes off about as bull-headed as Cain knows he is himself -- at least he's got that self-awareness -- but this is another dimension to it.

He sighs, meanwhile turning toward the cabinets and digging through to find a snack.]

You have a good time playing the hero. And just a word of advice, if you actually want people to care about your Cooltalk profile, you should definitely put your face on there.

[It's a cute face, it'll attract attention. That's Cain's thought process.]

What happened? Something's got you riled up.