No one who's lived to tell the tale.

[ were you going to change that, prompto? were you going to try and beat him up and take his lunch money and make him look bad? too late, caroline had already done that by outdrinking him! but she wasn't here right now so he could be put that out of his mind. ]

It's nice of you to notice my finer qualities, though. Yes, I am an asshole and yes, I do win at life. If you want me to teach you, I can. Or maybe not. You're kind of whiny.