[ like most things in life, poe takes the stick over like a confident yeet. this is his time to shine. to share his dick talents with the world, or at least to kylo ren so he can lord it over him in a weird game of gay chicken.
however
he was not expecting this. he saw kylo gag, and assumed it was because he couldn't handle dicks and not because the flavor was genuinely disgusting. disgusting and also a mindfuck because, u right, frozen treats aren't supposed to taste this way. :'( it's wrong.
and that's how, with just as much grace and beauty as kylo only moments before, he spits it out. okay, maybe with less grace because he spits it out and throws it on the ground (like andy samberg) out of sheer hate. ]
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however
he was not expecting this. he saw kylo gag, and assumed it was because he couldn't handle dicks and not because the flavor was genuinely disgusting. disgusting and also a mindfuck because, u right, frozen treats aren't supposed to taste this way. :'( it's wrong.
and that's how, with just as much grace and beauty as kylo only moments before, he spits it out. okay, maybe with less grace because he spits it out and throws it on the ground (like andy samberg) out of sheer hate. ]
What the hell is that?!