"Then you should have tried locking the door. Wait...do these doors even lock?" He wouldn't know. He's long ago given up on the idea of privacy after living with a roommate for over twenty years. Between that and his usual line of work he doesn't have any modesty left to try and preserve.

"Spoken like a man whose never had to share a tiny bathroom with someone else. Better hope that blog of yours brings in some kind of income."