Don't you mean he beat the crêpe out of him?

[An apologetic grin at that entirely too easy pun.]

But seriously though, that sounds pretty much like the schmucks who try to hit me up for "just a simple job" and then toss a low-ball offer at me.

[He scoffs.]

Fucking pricks. I do pro bono work, don't get me wrong, but givin' some regular joe an asphalt facial just because he made fun of some rich fuck's tracksuit doesn't fall under that category.