Oh, they're all bastards – pardon my Sumerian. There I am, minding my own business in the Other Place¹ when I feel a sudden tugging at my essence. It's painless at first, but then it's hard to resist. And then, would you believe, I'm dragged right through my world into another, where I'm bound into servitude with cruel words by magicians with no real power of their own.
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[ ¹ Can you hear the capital letters? ]