( Willioliver just lays there, on his back, looking up at Ian. )

Did it? Did it look like I fell down? Do you want me to stay down, or can you offer a hand? Offense offered or not. I'll take the offense if it comes with a hand back up.

( He even lifts his arm, and if helped or not, once he's up, he speaks again. )

So, I have all the attributes of who I want to, visually - sense-wise. But, not. Physically.