wittingly: (Fʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ sᴛᴇᴇʟ ʀᴀɪʟ?)
ɪᴀɴ ғᴏᴡʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] wittingly) wrote in [community profile] meadowlarklogs 2020-06-15 06:32 am (UTC)

[ That's right, William. That's the very same kazoo. Got it in a pawn shop and he's never letting it go. It's one of like four earthly possessions he has to his name so far, and it's all thanks to the lovely pawn shop worker who had a two hour conversation with him about her daughter and ice skating.

Coincidentally, he has actually turned the kazoo into a recorder.

He's midway through passing the fork over when that last part comes out, and he perks up a little. Looks some mix between curious and excited, completely forgets to answer any and all fork related questions. ]


Unless some other guy's treading on my turf, I'm pretty sure I'm your great kazoo player.

[ And you're gonna have to forgive him for not immediately launching into guesses, because he had a lot of conversations that day with a lot of people and at least two of them involved a kazoo. Hard to keep straight who he did and didn't tell about it. ]

Post a comment in response:

This community only allows commenting by members. You may comment here if you're a member of meadowlarklogs.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting