[ He snorts out a scoff. ]

Pff, no. Screw the glow, man, I'm not making fee-fees with a stranger every time I want my spare change back.

[ Freakin' empathy bond bullshit. ]

The powers, though? Straight out of a comic book, real superhero business. Plus, I know somebody who knows somebody who can turn water into coffee.

[ Which would be the best fucking power in this entire joint, in his humble opinion. ]