‘Pain in my ass’, he says, but we all knew what he meant was ‘please don’t leave me alone in a scary nightmare future again, Roy, I missed you’.

[ complete with soft falsetto and all, because apparently jason todd is a sixteen year old girl in roy’s head. Once in the shop, he makes a beeline to the wall of hat shaped things, finding the closest equivalent to a ball cap and tugging it over his shock of red hair, before turning to present to jason. If the clerk had issue with it, after roy turns to flash them a bright, friendly smile and a wave, they seem pacified. ]

There’s a lot I can do with just computer bits, Jaybird, but brain surgery isn’t one of them. I’ll need a doctor. [ roy’s trailing off as he goes scouring through the clothes racks, pulling some things out, looking them over, putting some back, tossing others over his shoulder to hold onto. Mostly jeans, brightly colored tshirts, some hoodies. Eventually, he comes over to unload his shoulder stash into jason’s hands. ] Hold onto that while I check out the shoes, sugar daddy.