[ He says, reeling back to tug four or five bandaids out of a small box. ]
I could have avoided this whole conversation if you were dead.
[ Kidding. He's kidding.
And he's not gonna plaster a dozen band-aids on her either. Nope, Ian's power is VIP today, he's knitting them together to make one large, actually appropriately sized bandage.
99% of the time, useless. That other one percent, though, holy shit this whole thing could've been way worse without it. ]
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[ He says, reeling back to tug four or five bandaids out of a small box. ]
I could have avoided this whole conversation if you were dead.
[ Kidding. He's kidding.
And he's not gonna plaster a dozen band-aids on her either. Nope, Ian's power is VIP today, he's knitting them together to make one large, actually appropriately sized bandage.
99% of the time, useless. That other one percent, though, holy shit this whole thing could've been way worse without it. ]