"All I remember about Lord of The Rings was that Orlando Bloom really contributed to my sexual awakening."

Eliot has to joke to hide how much he doesn't like this. He's out of his depth, even if he did still have his magic. A part of him wonders if maybe he isn't just dreaming very, very vividly.

"Okay. You need to let me in on the plan. If there even is a plan."