[ Oh. Right. Once you got past the daily life of it all... ]

There was the time the ice hauler got nuked. Avoided that by being on a different ship because we were checking out a fake distress call. Got picked up by the flagship of the Martian Navy because Cap publicly accused Mars of doing it. Escaped from it self-destructing by riding one of its Corvettes out of there while it was being boarded. Turns out someone wanted to start a fake war to cover up the fucked up human experimentation they were doing with some lethal alien goo?

I mean, I just started off being along for the ride. And killed a head scientist, but he was going to fuck up my best friend's kid so, you know, he had it coming.

[ He pauses, wondering if he should bring up the ring after all. Couldn't be any weirder than anything here. ]