The sudden swing back to humorous and sardonic might've thrown off a more serious person, but Wade had long since mastered the art of straddling comedy and tragedy in equal measure. He offers her a decidedly flamboyant shrug, a "What, me worry?" expression on his face.

"Well, a wise man did once say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Still, gotta take it in moderation at the very least. Else you're gonna end up like that guy."

With a jerk of his thumb, Wade indicates the man who had started this whole conversation-- Cardinal Kegel, heir to the Ass Diamonds fortune, who is still regaling all and sundry with every single injustice he's suffered at the hands of his shrew of a wife.