( If it weren't for the severity of this situation, if his heart weren't being plucked at by razor blades, the words that fall out of Castiel's mouth would have Dean stone cold stunning himself balls deep into the other side of infatuated. You pompous, long-winded ass. When he thinks back on this later, he's gonna wanna kiss the guy square on the mouth.
Damn, Cas. Talk dirty to him.
Unfortunately there isn't even time to be impressed. He barely has the capacity for audio processing right now.
The thing about it is...
Dean Winchester's a moron. In any universe, in any iteration, in any version, there are a few consistent traits. Shucking off all common sense and self-preservation is written in his damn DNA the same way the code for his eyes and his lips are. There's no reality where Dean listens and actually runs.
He won't even feel guilty for that later. Realistically it'd take about one second for Stephen's mind to power Dean down like a flicked off light switch.
So.
His splintering seconds of freedom are spent trying with everything in him to punch Douche Houdini in the face.
Oh yeah, when those shrikes are up again they're definitely gonna tase his ass unconscious. Sorry, Cas. Too late to rethink your choice in men, they're officially quarry buddies. )
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Damn, Cas. Talk dirty to him.
Unfortunately there isn't even time to be impressed. He barely has the capacity for audio processing right now.
The thing about it is...
Dean Winchester's a moron. In any universe, in any iteration, in any version, there are a few consistent traits. Shucking off all common sense and self-preservation is written in his damn DNA the same way the code for his eyes and his lips are. There's no reality where Dean listens and actually runs.
He won't even feel guilty for that later. Realistically it'd take about one second for Stephen's mind to power Dean down like a flicked off light switch.
So.
His splintering seconds of freedom are spent trying with everything in him to punch Douche Houdini in the face.
Oh yeah, when those shrikes are up again they're definitely gonna tase his ass unconscious. Sorry, Cas. Too late to rethink your choice in men, they're officially quarry buddies. )