I give you neural implants so that you can survive in this world. [He reaches up to the back of his neck. They were around before he was even born. That isn't his fault.

The ... starting people off with them, without an explanation, kinda is? But look at how bad he is at this already, Dick!]

The rest—I can't fix. When you play with gods, you start to realize what you can and can't do.