( the tone's deadpan enough that the fact it's a joke should be clear enough. except it's also not really a joke, there's a lot of shit aidan doesn't really want to share either. he'll have to remember not to get stabbed or maimed in any way he can't patch up himself to avoid any unnecessary mishaps, thanks.
but he does sit down on the counter. takes a bit out of his own piece. it's definitely not rotten, trashed, or covered in other gross shit so it's great in his book. )
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( the tone's deadpan enough that the fact it's a joke should be clear enough. except it's also not really a joke, there's a lot of shit aidan doesn't really want to share either. he'll have to remember not to get stabbed or maimed in any way he can't patch up himself to avoid any unnecessary mishaps, thanks.
but he does sit down on the counter. takes a bit out of his own piece. it's definitely not rotten, trashed, or covered in other gross shit so it's great in his book. )
That's nice of her.