CLOSED.

[laozu]

WHO: Ancient China Wuxia Crew ( Wei Wuxian laozu, Lan Wangji wangxian & Jiang Cheng sandu )
WHERE: Various locations.
WHEN: Various times.
WHAT: A catch-all log for literally everything so we don't spam.
NOTES OR WARNINGS: Sexual content, discussions of suicide/suicidal ideation, physical violence, difficulties in communication, etc.

Comments

[sandu]

Don't act innocent.

[laozu]

I am innocent, mister officer sir! Please don't arrest me.

[ "pwease don't arrest me ;9" ]

[sandu]

You know very well he will always do what you want!

[laozu]

And you're blind to the fact that he would do the same for you, Jiang Cheng.

[ is this "talk about lan wangji's big heart day"???? ]

[sandu]

[ sTOP IT he doesn't want to think about this in relation to himself!!! ]

I'm saying you take advantage of it.

[laozu]

It makes him happy, Jiang Cheng!

If I knew exactly how to make you happy, I'd do it every day! Every night! For the rest of our lives together!

[sandu]

Fat chance of that ever happening.

[laozu]

Or maybe I'll just AGGRAVATE YOU UNTIL YOU EXPLODE, INSTEAD.

[sandu]

YOU JUST TRY IT, I'LL SLAP YOU TO NEXT WEEK.

[laozu]

Oh, mister sect leader, oh! You're so dangerous and violent!!

[sandu]

YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

Save that kind of talk for Hanguang-Jun, you're utterly disgusting!

[laozu]

That's not the kind of talk Lan Zhan enjoys, and you know it. You've heard it!

I know what your ears like to hear too~~~~~~

[sandu]

[ he's gonna hurl ]

That's enough! I don't want to talk about it!

[laozu]

[ weakling ]

Ooh! Less "talking" more "doing", you're so BOLD today!

[sandu]

[ he is a BABY ]

UGH

[ gross gross GROSS! ]

Why are you like this always?!

[laozu]

It makes you squirm.

[sandu]

You're disgusting, you know that?

[laozu]

Hah! I don't care, I know what's fun - and right now, it's that I know you're blushing down to your boots!

[sandu]

I am not!