[ That's the bait and switch, buddy. It's all smiles today, next month it's accidentally murdering everything you love and crying a single tear about it. There're pretty good betting odds on it if they're just going by his personal history alone.

Who knows, though. New Earth New Him?

(Doubt it.)

In the meantime, he'll just be ogling starry-eyed at Literal Iron Man, who's crossing his legs like he's casually awesome, and it takes real effort not to mutter so cool under his breath. ]

Can't help you with those resources unless you're in the market for a stolen version of whatever the hell a credit card is these days, but if you ever need someone with good aim and exactly zero sense of self-preservation?

[ Two thumbs at his chest, and a click to his teeth. He's your guy.

It's all said with the utmost cavalier tone, maybe hard to tell if he's joking or if he's just so desensitized the honesty is humorous to him.

Let it never be said he isn't self-aware. ]