ENTRY 002 + THE MURDERFAMILY GROUPCHAT

[incelligent]

WHO: Simon, Shinobu, Wade, Fenris, Lance, John (terminator guy)
WHERE: groupchat hell
WHEN: 3:33 AM
WHAT: Simon proposes an alliance.
NOTES OR WARNINGS: likely to be v stupid

[Text sent from @simon.laurent to:

@shinobu.kocho, @wade.wilson, @fenris.shartan, @lance.sweets, and @john.dixon

Sent: 3:33 AM]

I AM PROPOSING AN ALLIANCE

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh, Weasel would love this kid. Wade briefly entertains himself with thoughts of the two-- one grown-ass man and one gangly teenager-- nerding out over D&D or Star Trek or the multitude of other media created to please awkward shut-ins. Not for the first time, he feels a pang of homesickness; a wistful desire to see his resident techie here. He would've gotten a real kick out of this place.

Wade flashes Simon his most winning smile.]

Oh, I think I can find somethin' that suits your tastes. Ever heard of a little show called Xena: Warrior Princess?

[incelligent]

[All Simon offers Wade in response is a quiet shake of the head and a pair of wide eyes.

Poor thing. He has no idea what he's in for.]