WHO: jason todd + various
WHERE: ~~everywhere~~
WHEN: August 9th-16th ish
WHAT: grungefest dates, disappointing siblings, ruining markus' life, etc etc
NOTES OR WARNINGS: booze, bad flirting / vague discussion of torture, murder, and child abuse in damian's thread
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He's--
He's seriously not as hard to work with as he pretends he is. [ Noctis decided very early on that he's a big softie and so far that image has yet to be shaken. ]
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Oh, I know. Kid acts like tough shit, but-- ( dropping his own upper half down so he can focus more attention, more weight onto hips and thighs. ) he just wants friends.
i'm glad they're able to have this serious convo while almost scissoring
He tests the hold with a tense of each leg individually, holding steady. ]
Yeah, I figured. I was checking up on him, so... [ Friendship isn't something he doles out easily himself but that's for a lack of opportunity more than a lack of desire. Damian clearly needs a few more people around and Noctis doesn't mind the barbs so much.
Jason falls back just as Noctis pitches forward, bracing into the grip on his ankle to help hoist himself up into a strike of a fist aimed down at the larger man's midsection. ]
look they're very serious boys. doing serious things.
and uses the opportunity to try and grab hold of noctis' fist, swinging his free leg over the one his hand had been holding down.
trying to pin him down by both legs and a fist to give jason the opportunity to sit his fat ass down on top of narrow hips. )
That's cute. And sweet.
nothing says "we need to talk about damian" like straddling and headbutts
Well, there is an unnecessary quip, but it's considerably delayed and paired with another maneuver that seems designed to immobilize Noctis rather than do him any damage. Great. Somehow knuckles to his face would sting a little less than attempting to buck up against him and making zero headway does. ]
You're-- ugh, heavy... and if "sweet" was a joke about the strudel, it was lame... [ The attempt at a headbutt to follow, possibly when Jason is about to reply? Is not his finest moment in terms of thinking through consequences or sportsmanship, but his options are limited. ]
this is how true men communicate, right
You don't appreciate my puns? I'm hurt. Really.
( no he isn't. and jason has a thick, hard skull. hard enough that when he sees what this kid is aiming for he doesn't even try to dodge it, just shoves his own head forward to put just as much force behind his side as noctis is on his.
who will win the headbutt war? find out next episode. )
NO, JUST YOU, JASON
The combination of the two has him slumping back against the mats again, hand going first to his forehead to brush it before rubbing agitatedly at his chest. ]
... it's even lamer than the crusty memes... [ why, Ramuh, have you forsaken me ]
SHUT UP HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
and raises a hand to rub at his forehead, wincing. )
Jesus. What're you packing in there, bricks?
( but there's a distinct fondness to his tone despite the pained expression. hard headed isn't a bad quality to have in this case. his forehead may be sore for a bit but it was funny as hell. )
i hate this
[ There's no malice in that tone to speak of, just exasperation and obvious pain, but he's not about to let either stop him. No, Jason scoots forward to lock down Noctis's torso and reduce the threat of strikes from his upper half and that's practically an open invitation for another form of attack. Legs swing upward in a sudden blur of motion and in an impressive display of flexibility, using the momentum to compensate for mobility still being somewhat limited by Jason's body. Ankles make to hook around his neck, crossing there under his chin if they're given the chance.
This is also not dignified, but it's also just about the only option left to him that fits within the rules of a hand-to-hand match. ]
you love it
Jesus christ, kid. ( muffled, there are gross boots in his face. ) Anyone ever tell you it's rude to strangle people?
( do either of them care about manners? nah. is jason still going to be snarky about it? of course. )
okay fine i do
Tch-- [ The shove downward only has his legs tightening, a lose-lose situation for both of them whenever more distance is introduced and pressure has to be applied somewhere. ]
No, they haven't... And I don't know what the hell "Jesus Christ" is either.
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trying to get noctis to break first. )
Forgot you're not from Earth for a minute. ( a breath, hold on. ) Don't worry 'bout it.
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Fingertips dig into his thigh and Noctis grits his teeth, realizing the need to push Jason just as far and that's the sole motivation behind a sudden far more purposeful flex of muscle that further cuts off the man's airflow.
There is no graceful way for either of them to get out of this situation. ]
Fuck-- Tell me, okay, I'm trying to learn shit...
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moves one of his own legs up even if it does start to put him a little off balance, shoves his own foot right into the other's throat.
these are safe sparring practices. )
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Ow? ]
You... [ Swallowing is a mistake that lends extra discomfort to this whole situation, taking a moment to weigh his options here... and the foot not knocked away from Jason's throat makes a point of pressing in against his Adam's apple more firmly almost as if in warning. Well, this is even sadder. ]
Answer my question... at least.
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Religious figure, easy curse to go for.
( before ramming one foot into noctis' shoulder and the other into his neck. )
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This... is... just... ]
Great, now I-- know... Don't use a religious name as a curse... and quit grinning at me, I can feel it.
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Don't--tell me what to do.