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[laozu]

WHO: Ancient China Wuxia Crew ( Wei Wuxian laozu, Lan Wangji wangxian & Jiang Cheng sandu )
WHERE: Various locations.
WHEN: Various times.
WHAT: A catch-all log for literally everything so we don't spam.
NOTES OR WARNINGS: Sexual content, discussions of suicide/suicidal ideation, physical violence, difficulties in communication, etc.

Comments

[laozu]

Oops.

[sandu]

You are unbelievable.

[wangxian]

I will modify the list.

[ well, he isn't lying. he didn't say anything about returning it to normal. ]

[sandu]

Don't bother.

You already bought them all.

[ he knows you. ]

[wangxian]

[ maybe. ]

Are these two items your only request?

[ seamless transition, at least over text. there's no physical gives here. ]

[sandu]

Those were what we were running low on.

[ avoiding! the question! ]

[wangxian]

Those bars.

[ you know, the ones jiang cheng likes. it's a question, really. he knows they've been out. ]

[sandu]

[ ..... ]

It's fine.

[wangxian]

Mn.

[ or, basically: i am already at the store. i have already purchased them. ]

When will you be home?

[sandu]

You better not have.

I am on my way.

[wangxian]

Have what?

[ he is innocent of all crimes.

and, a follow-up text: ]

Mn. Travel safely.

[sandu]

[ ????? he cant even. ]

You too.

[laozu]

I only mentioned one or two things, how was I to know Lan Zhan would add them to the list!!

[sandu]

Don't act innocent.

[laozu]

I am innocent, mister officer sir! Please don't arrest me.

[ "pwease don't arrest me ;9" ]

[sandu]

You know very well he will always do what you want!

[laozu]

And you're blind to the fact that he would do the same for you, Jiang Cheng.

[ is this "talk about lan wangji's big heart day"???? ]

[sandu]

[ sTOP IT he doesn't want to think about this in relation to himself!!! ]

I'm saying you take advantage of it.

[laozu]

It makes him happy, Jiang Cheng!

If I knew exactly how to make you happy, I'd do it every day! Every night! For the rest of our lives together!

[sandu]

Fat chance of that ever happening.

[laozu]

Or maybe I'll just AGGRAVATE YOU UNTIL YOU EXPLODE, INSTEAD.

[sandu]

YOU JUST TRY IT, I'LL SLAP YOU TO NEXT WEEK.

( pulls @xuanyu.mo off into another chain, it's fine. )

[wangxian]

[ SIGHS, but fondly and real soft. that kind of sigh. ]

Which do you want?

[laozu]

You know I was just kidding about all the snacks, Lan Zhan!










Right??

[wangxian]

Hm.

[ he attaches a picture of the snack aisle and his basket, which may or may not have a few protein bars added to it. ]

I am not.

[ kidding, that is. give him your list or tell him no, because he'll just put them all in the basket. ]