WHO: cassian andor (
evasives), daisy johnson (
evite), illya kuryakin (
kgbs), & jyn erso (
realists)
WHERE: the barbie dream house
WHEN: approximately november 12
WHAT: a game of "never have i ever".
NOTES OR WARNINGS: rated pg-13 for inappropriate language.
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Illya lost at checkers and then I made him go down on me on his kitchen counters.
[ somebody's feeling it now for sure, wavering a bit even though she's sitting upright on the couch. ]
And now he won't have sushi with me ever again.
[ those two things are not related. ]
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[ just.
saying. ]
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No, the sushi [ the sushi!!!! ] is because of the alleyway and my hand on his dick.
[ emphatic nod. ]
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[ he's so surprised by her just blurting details of their sex life out that he juggles and jars his drink enough that some sloshes onto his shirt. he's not even tipsy.
and then she keeps going and illya abandons his drink on the table to lurch closer to her to try and put his hand over her mouth so she will stop saying things!!! ]
Shh! [ he will never go down on you or let you touch him again if you keep this up ( a lie but who cares ). ] That is not their business!
[ he's blushing and he knows it and this is all her fault and he's sleeping in the closet tonight. ]
I am going to sleep on the couch tonight.
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[ but it's muffled and unintelligible, and his grip is sturdy and firm... which means only one thing.
she has to lick his hand. because she is a child. ]
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he's not going to be tmi thank you very much. he's only gone a moment before he steps back out, making a face in her direction. ]
You are intoxicated and I am sleeping on the couch tonight.
[ you hand licker. ]
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Did she lick your hand?
[ this is Too Hilarious ] You're my second favorite person, Daisy.
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Bitch, I'm your sister!
[ ERGO, YOUR FAVORITE. ]
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[ maybe he'll take another sip, even though there's nothing to drink to. he's drinking for illya's poor red face and trying not to himself be amused by his embarrassment, because daisy's right, cassian really doesn't care. solidarity can only go so far illya before he laughs at your overreactions. ]
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[ and that is a fact.
he settles back on the other side of the couch, ignoring his drink so he can stretch out and cover his face with his arm so he can be alone with his embarassment. ]
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He is my favorite and Illya is your favorite and we are each other's second favorite friend and first favorite sister.
[ she points at daisy aggressively before she turns back to cassian, eyes narrowing. ]
And when it wasn't a mission?
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[ it's ruined when she swings it back around to making moves on people, and he wrinkles his nose. ]
Just... people. Other rebels. Evidently I am not very approachable, so it was easier for me to take the first step a lot of the time. Why are names necessary?
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Because Jyn wants to make a voodoo doll of them and then drop them off the balcony, duh.
[ jealous cow sister ]
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Let her in Illya, it's cold outside.
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but fine, he moves his arm away from his face and curls it around her, bringing her closer to him and further onto his lap. she is just lucky he likes her as much as he does.
loves her. whatever.
he sighs and closes his eyes, content to listen to them talk whilst he does nothing but play human chair for his girlfriend. ]
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[ he frowns down at her head leaning on him. it feels warm but he feels kind of uncomfortable anyway. ]
[ he mumbles it: ] I do not keep a list.
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He probably keeps a [ bad british accent ] dossier. Because he's so sneaky.
[ drunk bitches and broken clocks are right twice a day. ]
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[ with a real british accent. ]
He had a dossier about me. What did it say? Does not play well with others? Oh, I have another. I have never broken anyone out of prison.
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My dossier says that I have an Oedipus complex.
[ he is not drunk but apparently he is going to share anyway. ]
And it says I have other things as well.
[ stupid dossier. ]
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[ succinct and also true ]
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My personal dossier is classified, and I do not keep any others on people I will never see again.
[ so there. ]
And we would not be here today if I did not know how to break people out of prison. [ JYN ERSO. ]
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's that why you had a dossier on me? Looking to keep me around?
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[ there are two different conversations happening now since illya has no idea what jyn's dossier said or why she cares that much. it is just information for information's sake. ]
That could be true.
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He likes you, stupid. [ and as for illya: ] You were an angry Russian who needed to get laid. Now you are a fighty Russian who gets laid a lot.
[ yes. much better. affirmative! ]
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