WHO: jason todd + various
WHERE: ~~everywhere~~
WHEN: August 9th-16th ish
WHAT: grungefest dates, disappointing siblings, ruining markus' life, etc etc
NOTES OR WARNINGS: booze, bad flirting / vague discussion of torture, murder, and child abuse in damian's thread
""matches"" ""malone""
He's only -- only!! -- five minutes late when he actually does make it to the safehouse, equally darkly dressed in spite of the heat but he's found himself far more form-fitting pants and a far looser shirt. A patterned dark grey boat neck-cut paired with purposefully faded denim? Some looks, he has decided, are universal and trans-dimensional.
Noctis realizes only upon arriving that he has no idea who he's looking for, however, and it's unclear at first what has him stopping near Jason to give him a once-over. ]
... Matches? Those pants make me think it's you. [ mystery solved ]
""noct"" ""is""
there's a moment's pause where he does almost look confused (just to fuck with him) before jason's letting his lips spread into a wide grin, raising a brow as he
sizes noctis up. looks him over head to toe. )
Man, for someone who talks so much shit, you sure are small.
( jason does know better than to underestimate someone by their size. but it's fun anyway, bullying noctis for his. )
You sure you're up for it?
""leave"" ""me""
Heard that one before, but that better not be making you change your mind. The guy I normally train with would say the same thing while looking at you. [ But then again Gladio is inexcusably massive. ]
And I'm pretty sure you wouldn't back down from him either, so what do you think?
""""""never""""""
( physical strength maybe, but jason has had his ass kicked by a ten year old before. small, scrawnyish, but trained since birth to kick ass. he wouldn't devalue noctis' own capabilities of taking him down just because he looks like he belongs in a boyband, not a fist fight.
jason kicks off from the wall, gesture for noct to follow him. they're not pulling this inside the safehouse. )
The guy you normally train with around?
okay fine stay
Nah.
If he were you would've seen him. [ Which is easy to interpret as "you would've seen him around" when in reality what Noctis means is "you would've seen him behind me, right now". A new person for Noctis to fight when he's devoid of the vast majority of his abilities? Gladio would definitely want to be present for that, just in case. ]
Why, looking for more people to square up against? [ ... ] You know, you're not the kind of guy I would've picked out of a crowd to be Matches Malone. Without the pants.
<3
( it's good to know the strengths and weaknesses of everyone they've tagged along. jason isn't keeping track, but if they've got another guy bigger than him (aside from thor) it'd be fucking great to know just how that dude wields it. muscle growth doesn't just happen overnight. )
Maybe I'm trying to hide, ever thought 'bout that? ( he is, in a way. 'matches malone' would be easily recognized by anyone who showed up from his side of the fence. anyone he'd be concerned about. it gives them an obvious target to latch onto, while allowing jason to keep his own name under wraps. )
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[ "A little." And would be harder for Noctis's pride to admit in front of Gladio, but it isn't exactly a secret. He can finally let him have this one after years of
not at allhot debate. ]And yeah, sure, I thought about it. [ To his entirely minimal credit. ] I dunno... feels like everyone showing up like we did would wanna' hide out.
Plus you said all that tropey stuff about infiltrating seedy bars, so you've got more reasons to keep things under wraps.
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Or I could be purposely misleading everyone. Making you think I'm going after shit like that when my attention's focused elsewhere. I could have a fake name, a fake identity, a fake shared history--all for the purpose of keeping everyone off my tail regardless of where I'm playing around.
( alternatively: he's just fucking with noctis. )
No one'd expect the guy talking about seedy bars and gangs to actually be working their way up the corporate ladder.
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Yeah? And maybe I'm doing the same thing. [ Fake name? Fake identity? Fake shared history? Well, he'd never meant to be deceptive but now he's questioning himself. So far he's three for three, but it doesn't seem to be hurting anyone. ]
It'd be way weirder to lie about illegal activity to hide your above-board ambition, though. Does that happen a lot where you're from? [ A pause. ] You're from Earth, right?
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the safehouse would be a fine place to do this, or his own warehouse. but this is a nice, neutral zone. full of new amsterdam citizens where they can't get up to too much shit. it's playing it safe, for both him and noctis. probably best that way. )
Maybe I'm just saying all this bullshit to confuse you, too. Never know.
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Saturn? [ ... ] Haven't met anyone else from there. How'd you meet Hafid, then?
[ He quiets when Jason speaks to the receptionist at the gym, taking in the scenery. Weird... Definitely a lot of machinery he's never worked with in his life, and the padding on the floor seems like a pretty generous courtesy. He's far too used to being slammed into hard wood paneling. ]
Don't you have to have a membership to do stuff at a gym?
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jason takes him off to one of the further rooms, starts kicking his boots off at the entrance. he floor itself is covered in padded mats; they're both already beat up enough, probably. )
It was a joke. ( god, noctis. he'd question who the hell falls for the saturn line, but honestly--given where they are, jason can't say it's surprising. ) 'm from the same place as Hafid is. Kinda.
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... I'm from Eos. [ Which he should hope is enough explanation all on its own. He's learning the planets in this solar system one by one out of personal interest, but he's not about to rule out the possibility of some of them being colonized in other universes that aren't this one. ]
Ah, well, me and Prompto anyway. Makes it easy to remember since it's just the two of us. [ ... ] Would've been cool to hear about Saturn... [ goddamnit ]
Are you two friends?
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Friends is. . ( a click of his tongue, and jason steps onto the mats. stretches arms with a thoughtful look on his face. ) We're brothers. Adopted, but brothers.
( closer than friends but also more distant. their relationship--probably doesn't make too much sense for people outside their own circle, that's something jason's well-aware of. hell, he was legally dead long before damian wayne came into bruce's life, but. )
He's our youngest.
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"Our"? So I guess that means there's more of you. [ Noctis lets the information sink in, making it a point to turn away in a short little march over to an opposite corner before he's willing to give into the little smile that tugs at his features. ]
Cool. Seemed like he could use some extra people around, even if one's a giant troll. ... well, actually, that's probably even better. [ He toes off his shoes, feeling instinctively that dirtying the mats even more than is necessary might be frowned upon. ]
I'd say you could invite him out for the Chinese food too but it's pretty short notice.
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but jason's shifting, raising both arms up with hands curled into tight fists. gets into a defensive position. he's not great at this bit, but waiting to see what noctis is capable of is kind of his goal here. so jason'll wait. be patient. let him strike first. )
He's fine, don't think he likes the easy greasy shit anyway. ( with fingers moving out to gesture noctis in closer, brow raising. ) And I'm only a troll when I feel like it.
( so, all the time. )
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Well, you feel like it a lot. And yeah, I figured that too, but I forced him to eat some pastry and then he ordered himself a whole strudel, so... [ Yeah, skills. It's a long story full of harassment.
Noctis steps in closer, already instinctively compensating for his lighter figure with looser, slightly bent knees -- speed will be his main boon here and he has to be ready to dodge. Or, in this case, to strike, as a sudden dart forward and a left feint prove. The false start is abruptly cut off and transitioned into a drop low, leg sweeping out for near floor-level kick at Jason's legs. ]
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speed versus strength tends to fall to who gets the advantage first, doesn't it: distance over brute force. )
You got him to eat sweets? I'll have to congratulate you.
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He's--
He's seriously not as hard to work with as he pretends he is. [ Noctis decided very early on that he's a big softie and so far that image has yet to be shaken. ]
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Oh, I know. Kid acts like tough shit, but-- ( dropping his own upper half down so he can focus more attention, more weight onto hips and thighs. ) he just wants friends.
i'm glad they're able to have this serious convo while almost scissoring
He tests the hold with a tense of each leg individually, holding steady. ]
Yeah, I figured. I was checking up on him, so... [ Friendship isn't something he doles out easily himself but that's for a lack of opportunity more than a lack of desire. Damian clearly needs a few more people around and Noctis doesn't mind the barbs so much.
Jason falls back just as Noctis pitches forward, bracing into the grip on his ankle to help hoist himself up into a strike of a fist aimed down at the larger man's midsection. ]
look they're very serious boys. doing serious things.
and uses the opportunity to try and grab hold of noctis' fist, swinging his free leg over the one his hand had been holding down.
trying to pin him down by both legs and a fist to give jason the opportunity to sit his fat ass down on top of narrow hips. )
That's cute. And sweet.
nothing says "we need to talk about damian" like straddling and headbutts
Well, there is an unnecessary quip, but it's considerably delayed and paired with another maneuver that seems designed to immobilize Noctis rather than do him any damage. Great. Somehow knuckles to his face would sting a little less than attempting to buck up against him and making zero headway does. ]
You're-- ugh, heavy... and if "sweet" was a joke about the strudel, it was lame... [ The attempt at a headbutt to follow, possibly when Jason is about to reply? Is not his finest moment in terms of thinking through consequences or sportsmanship, but his options are limited. ]
this is how true men communicate, right
You don't appreciate my puns? I'm hurt. Really.
( no he isn't. and jason has a thick, hard skull. hard enough that when he sees what this kid is aiming for he doesn't even try to dodge it, just shoves his own head forward to put just as much force behind his side as noctis is on his.
who will win the headbutt war? find out next episode. )
NO, JUST YOU, JASON
The combination of the two has him slumping back against the mats again, hand going first to his forehead to brush it before rubbing agitatedly at his chest. ]
... it's even lamer than the crusty memes... [ why, Ramuh, have you forsaken me ]
SHUT UP HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
i hate this
you love it
okay fine i do
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