WHO: cassian andor (
evasives), daisy johnson (
evite), illya kuryakin (
kgbs), & jyn erso (
realists)
WHERE: the barbie dream house
WHEN: approximately november 12
WHAT: a game of "never have i ever".
NOTES OR WARNINGS: rated pg-13 for inappropriate language.
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[ he takes another drink. ] Once. On a planet called Fest.
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[ she drinks, but jyn doesn't want to talk about her homes because she doesn't want to think about leaving them, but everything is a minefield at this point. this game is rubbish. ]
My parents could only agree on Jyn.
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It is Nickovitch before anyone asks.
[ he's russian so shut up. ]
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Jeron. [ j like an h, obviously. ] It was my father's name.
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I didn't even know my real name until I was in my twenties.
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I've never... called an entire war council of powerful senators cowards. [ a beat, one of jyn's rare bright smiles. ] Oh wait I have.
[ bottoms up for her! ]
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[ and thus he does not drink. he does throw a look of concern in daisy's direction but says nothing immediately. he probably will later, when there are fewer eyes on them.
if she has not passed out that is. ]
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I don't have a lot of nevers.
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[ they were intelligence! you only call people cowards in private. ]
They definitely deserved it.
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daisy breaks it with an awkward sound, not quite a yawn but not quite words either, and a sip of her drink. she's not drunk, but she's sliding past beer buzzed into something else with each sip of might-as-well-be-the-bottle. ]
I've never been able to cook.
[ and, now that she's thought of something that exclusively targets the men, daisy looks particularly proud of herself for it. ]
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[ but he takes a drink anyway, feeling just the slightest bit off. it's not much, something he can easily ignore but it's there, at least. he is going to blame daisy's drink for getting him there. ]
Besides, you can use the microwave. That should count.
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Microwaving is still cooking. Heating it up to be edible. Edible should the end result of cooking. You should have been more specific.
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[ also she does know how to cook but she still isn't drinking because this is the honor system and jyn has no honor. ]
I! Have never... [ she breathes out in a little puff. ] I think I've run out of things I've never done.
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[ because he intends to strike back for that last one before the game ends. it has been some time since it was his turn anyway. ]
I have never been the one to make the first...move on someone else.
[ what up being an emotionally stunted mess. ]
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[ cassian is definitely also an emotionally stunted mess, which makes it a good thing he can turn off his emotions when he makes any kind of move. lack of relationships doesn't mean lack of flirting. he guesses. it's never backfired before! ]
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Who?
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[ he sort of... awkwardly shrugs. ]
Sometimes it was for a mission.
[ cassian what about the other times?? ]
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Illya lost at checkers and then I made him go down on me on his kitchen counters.
[ somebody's feeling it now for sure, wavering a bit even though she's sitting upright on the couch. ]
And now he won't have sushi with me ever again.
[ those two things are not related. ]
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[ just.
saying. ]
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No, the sushi [ the sushi!!!! ] is because of the alleyway and my hand on his dick.
[ emphatic nod. ]
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[ he's so surprised by her just blurting details of their sex life out that he juggles and jars his drink enough that some sloshes onto his shirt. he's not even tipsy.
and then she keeps going and illya abandons his drink on the table to lurch closer to her to try and put his hand over her mouth so she will stop saying things!!! ]
Shh! [ he will never go down on you or let you touch him again if you keep this up ( a lie but who cares ). ] That is not their business!
[ he's blushing and he knows it and this is all her fault and he's sleeping in the closet tonight. ]
I am going to sleep on the couch tonight.
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[ but it's muffled and unintelligible, and his grip is sturdy and firm... which means only one thing.
she has to lick his hand. because she is a child. ]
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he's not going to be tmi thank you very much. he's only gone a moment before he steps back out, making a face in her direction. ]
You are intoxicated and I am sleeping on the couch tonight.
[ you hand licker. ]
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Did she lick your hand?
[ this is Too Hilarious ] You're my second favorite person, Daisy.
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