WHO: cassian andor (
evasives), daisy johnson (
evite), illya kuryakin (
kgbs), & jyn erso (
realists)
WHERE: the barbie dream house
WHEN: approximately november 12
WHAT: a game of "never have i ever".
NOTES OR WARNINGS: rated pg-13 for inappropriate language.
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[ inquiring minds want to know. ]
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[ so there. ]
And you should talk about clothing. Every article you own is brown.
[ snap. ]
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Think again mate.
[ jyn has the excuse of being childish by being the youngest in the room. illya has no excuse. ]
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[ HE IS SO SCANDALIZED NOW. ]
Congratulations on owning a color.
[ not that he was that much better. most of his wardrobe was black with a few scatterings of color throw in. ]
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Illya, drink. Helping someone find a dress for dinner is not the same thing, and you know it.
[ you dumb spy. ]
Also, it's your turn to say a thing.
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I have never...
[ he trails off, trying to think of something that would get everyone but him to have to take a drink.
or maybe just something that would mean daisy would drink. he loves you, honey. ]
I have never flashed anyone before.
[ jyn, you get to drink. daisy..............??? ]
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[ jyn drinks but with little care. boobs get shit done. ]
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[ has he flashed someone?? no, not in his list of stupid things, so he does not take a drink. ]
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I didn't know flashing someone was part of your team's protocol.
[ that was to daisy and that was a joke. ]
I have other means of providing a distraction. Anyway, it is someone else's turn.
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[ honestly, she did it for free drinks. maybe free dinner, too. it was a while ago, she can't remember what con she was running at the time. ]
I've never been to space, though.
[ YET. ]
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[ jyn drinks, because she knows daisy will make her but she doesn't think it is particularly fair! space was an interstate, daisy and illya's worlds, and this one to some extent, were just dumb! ]
It's not doing something special if it is how you get from place to place.
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Technically we have never been to space in this galaxy.
[ but he is going to be difficult, even as he takes his own sip. ]
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[ and illya has not so he does not take a drink. his beer is still mostly full. ]
Technically or not.
[ bottoms up and all. ]
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[ jyn doesn't raise her glass to drink, but she does raise her as if to toast illya and daisy both. drink, you dickheads. ]
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someday. but not to live there. who'd want to live on the moon anyway? ]
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[ so she doesn't drink. try and make her, jyn. ]
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[ planning is not doing! if she made jyn and cassian drink for being born into a society with hyperspace travel then jyn can make daisy drink for the opposite. ]
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I don't know. I spent the last few months before I got here in a digital alternative dimension run by a robot with a Pinocchio complex. I didn't get a chance to catch up on space news before I got kidnapped.
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[ her eyebrows arch but daisy isn't going to sway her with that snippet of a story and making jyn google another reference (pinocchio) that she doesn't understand. ]
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It's not my turn. [ but no one else has gone. ] But I've never shared a bed with someone I'm not having sex with.
[ so there, miss erso ]
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We took a nap together last week. And we fell asleep in your bed the first time we found this apartment.
[ so daisy has shared a bed with jyn. twice. and they did not have sex. ]
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so, he does not drink but he does hide a snicker behind his bottle while he watches the interplay between daisy and jyn. they are both going to be intoxicated by the night's end. ]
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[ it seemed more logical at the time to just share a bed with jyn than sleep in the closet. but. bUT!! ]
I find it hard to believe neither of you have ever shared a bed with someone without sex.
[ you do not escape this either illya. ]
Even infants often cosleep from time to time.
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[ her beer is empty, though, which means she has to steal illya's to manage the task. hmph. now she needs another drink, and they're out of beer. time for harder stuff. pushing herself up on slightly wobbly feet to stumble into the kitchen, she mutters: ]
And you don't cosleep with nuns in orphanages, okay.
[ in the blur of her impending slide from happy-go-lucky buzz to drunkenness (after this, her... third beer of the night, if she's remembering correctly), daisy is a little more forthcoming with her emotions. ]
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