sweet vermouth, now you're telling me the truth —

[evite]

WHO: cassian andor (evasives), daisy johnson (evite), illya kuryakin (kgbs), & jyn erso (realists)
WHERE: the barbie dream house
WHEN: approximately november 12
WHAT: a game of "never have i ever".
NOTES OR WARNINGS: rated pg-13 for inappropriate language.

Comments

[realists]

Who hired you? Is there someone who desperately needs help matching their turtlenecks?

[ inquiring minds want to know. ]

[kgbs]

It doesn't matter who. The fact is that someone did indeed employ my services and I provided them. The name doesn't matter. They were happy with my suggestions in the end.

[ so there. ]

And you should talk about clothing. Every article you own is brown.

[ snap. ]

[realists]

[ jyn hauls up the hem of her TAN tee shirt and flashes illya her baby blue bra a la she's the man because fuck you. it matches her black and blue bruises so there, she wears loads of color. ]

Think again mate.

[ jyn has the excuse of being childish by being the youngest in the room. illya has no excuse. ]

[kgbs]

I really did not need to see that.

[ HE IS SO SCANDALIZED NOW. ]

Congratulations on owning a color.

[ not that he was that much better. most of his wardrobe was black with a few scatterings of color throw in. ]

[evite]

[ daisy rolls her eyes so hard it's a miracle they don't pop out of her skull. ]

Illya, drink. Helping someone find a dress for dinner is not the same thing, and you know it.

[ you dumb spy. ]

Also, it's your turn to say a thing.

[kgbs]

[ don't tell him what to do! but also, fine. he takes a drink, huffing under his breath the entire time. ]

I have never...

[ he trails off, trying to think of something that would get everyone but him to have to take a drink.

or maybe just something that would mean daisy would drink. he loves you, honey. ]

I have never flashed anyone before.

[ jyn, you get to drink. daisy..............??? ]

[evite]

[ daisy takes a drink and glares at illya the entire time. how dare you, sir. you're supposed to be on HER TEAM. ]

[realists]

Don't be jealous you don't have the equipment to make flashing a reasonable distraction.

[ jyn drinks but with little care. boobs get shit done. ]

[evasives]

[ cassian can't see anything from where he's perched in his chair over her, but he briefly stiffens when she flashes illya (more for a dumb? assumption? she is going to flash him?), then eases back into an eyeroll because it is one hundred percent unsurprising. it gets her a win, of course she does it to illya. it's honestly more entertaining watching illya be so completely scandalized. ]

[ has he flashed someone?? no, not in his list of stupid things, so he does not take a drink. ]

[kgbs]

[ don't worry cassian, illya has no designs on your girlfriend. he has his own girlfriend who's apparently flashed at least one person in her past. he hides his smile behind his bottle and shakes his head. ]

I didn't know flashing someone was part of your team's protocol.

[ that was to daisy and that was a joke. ]

I have other means of providing a distraction. Anyway, it is someone else's turn.

[evite]

I never said I did it for work.

[ honestly, she did it for free drinks. maybe free dinner, too. it was a while ago, she can't remember what con she was running at the time. ]

I've never been to space, though.

[ YET. ]

[realists]

That's not fair, it's not my fault your galaxy is stupid.

[ jyn drinks, because she knows daisy will make her but she doesn't think it is particularly fair! space was an interstate, daisy and illya's worlds, and this one to some extent, were just dumb! ]

It's not doing something special if it is how you get from place to place.

[evasives]

[ cassian knows what daisy means. ]

Technically we have never been to space in this galaxy.

[ but he is going to be difficult, even as he takes his own sip. ]

[kgbs]

You've still been to space.

[ and illya has not so he does not take a drink. his beer is still mostly full. ]

Technically or not.

[ bottoms up and all. ]

[realists]

I've never been born in a galaxy that was stuck on one planet.

[ jyn doesn't raise her glass to drink, but she does raise her as if to toast illya and daisy both. drink, you dickheads. ]

[kgbs]

[ illya rolls his eyes at that one but drinks nonetheless. hey, they were going to go to the moon.

someday. but not to live there. who'd want to live on the moon anyway? ]

[evite]

I think some billionaire is planning an expedition to Mars.

[ so she doesn't drink. try and make her, jyn. ]

[realists]

And has he gone to Mars? Have people on your planet gone to Mars?

[ planning is not doing! if she made jyn and cassian drink for being born into a society with hyperspace travel then jyn can make daisy drink for the opposite. ]

[evite]

[ daisy just shrugs. ]

I don't know. I spent the last few months before I got here in a digital alternative dimension run by a robot with a Pinocchio complex. I didn't get a chance to catch up on space news before I got kidnapped.

[realists]

So drink.

[ her eyebrows arch but daisy isn't going to sway her with that snippet of a story and making jyn google another reference (pinocchio) that she doesn't understand. ]

[evite]

[ fine! she drinks! even if she rolls her eyes at jyn the whole time. ]

It's not my turn. [ but no one else has gone. ] But I've never shared a bed with someone I'm not having sex with.

[ so there, miss erso ]

[realists]

[ jyn drinks, because it's true, but she isn't going to let this slide either. ]

We took a nap together last week. And we fell asleep in your bed the first time we found this apartment.

[ so daisy has shared a bed with jyn. twice. and they did not have sex. ]

[kgbs]

[ illya does not drink because bed sharing pfft. he'd barely done that at all with anyone here and when he had, it had been one of the few times he'd been with someone.

so, he does not drink but he does hide a snicker behind his bottle while he watches the interplay between daisy and jyn. they are both going to be intoxicated by the night's end. ]

[evasives]

[ so, something occurs to him with daisy's clear attack on jyn. had it not been for jyn, he wouldn't be taking a drink right now. he... hasn't shared a bed with anyone he hasn't slept with, not regularly like daisy is implying. maybe when he was a child, but that's not the point of this. ]

[ it seemed more logical at the time to just share a bed with jyn than sleep in the closet. but. bUT!! ]

I find it hard to believe neither of you have ever shared a bed with someone without sex.

[ you do not escape this either illya. ]

Even infants often cosleep from time to time.

[evite]

I'm only drinking because Jyn's being pedantic. Naps don't count.

[ her beer is empty, though, which means she has to steal illya's to manage the task. hmph. now she needs another drink, and they're out of beer. time for harder stuff. pushing herself up on slightly wobbly feet to stumble into the kitchen, she mutters: ]

And you don't cosleep with nuns in orphanages, okay.

[ in the blur of her impending slide from happy-go-lucky buzz to drunkenness (after this, her... third beer of the night, if she's remembering correctly), daisy is a little more forthcoming with her emotions. ]